My car. Enjoy your retirement in Mom & Dad's driveway. Afterall, you've earned a rest after 185,000 miles. Love ya. Mean it.
My sweet family. I can't talk about it...Tissue please?
The "Foxes on Knox" house. Good times, girls. Good times.
My Vicks Vapor-Rub Warm-Mist Humidifier, a.k.a "Eva". How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I literally can't breathe without you, you tall slender wonder of white molded plastic.
"Rob" the robot vacuum. You were a good little house bot. But then I sold you on Craigslist, and had to sweep the floors myself, like I was a regular person stuck in 1999, without your robot cleaning power. It has been nothing but agony and torture since. I will miss bossing you around every morning before I left for work. You took it so well.
My custom built, canary yellow & red Cannondale road bike. Don't worry honey, we're just on a break. Be nice to Christina.
Curls Rock by Bedhead. Goodbye nectar-of-life, sweet-milk-of-all-that-is-good-and-holy. At $16.99 per 5oz, I never could afford you anyways.... Here's to the frizzies.
Good 'ole 110 volt electricity. I'll try not to fry anything, like my friend Emily did, but I make no promises.
That's it for now! Stay tuned for my adventures in packing!
I might adore this post. :)
A few other things you are going to miss:
1) me of course
2) Starbucks and coffee in general. They (of course) have coffee in SA but hot tea is definitely more their thing.
3) Mexican food & queso. They don't share the love like we do.
4) Fall in Tennessee
5) a wind-free life: you've thought you've felt the wind before. no, my friend. Cape Town's wind makes the wind in Chicago seem like a nice breeze.
Things you won't miss:
1) winter
2) being hurried & being on time- they don't really work on a time schedule in SA :)
3) American football
4) American consumerism
5) sweet tea - they definitely don't have it but you don't drink it so...
6) American tv
Other things you'll miss:
1. Commenting on stupid people on tv
2. yelling at me from your room
3. borrowing my clothing and accessories (no, wait, that's what I'll miss)
4. talking ridiculously southern and having people know that you're making fun of country people
5. and me, of course
Mmmmmmiyako's? Gross. But you'll probably miss it. :)